Waiting for Santa

Still waiting for Santa to bring me duck...

Dear Santa

Episode 7

Sometimes I don't talk to my dad, not to any person really but more to myself. Do you ever have conversations with yourself? What do you talk about?

Newsflash 2

Big duck were discovered in the water! The boat with humans floating next to big duck was in imminent danger. Thank God that Toy the superdog happened to be on site when the atrocity occurred. The threat was eliminated instantly and everybody got warned. No causalities were reported. #thingsibarkat

Episode 6

Newsflash 1

Whenever I see something interesting, I don't want to be the only one to see it... I consider it my duty to warn everybody for things that are out of place, really loud, dangerous, flying, rolling or duck. I must warn that the pictures shown are of a graphic nature and may not be suitable for all dog breads. Nevertheless it is very important that everybody gets aware of injustice in the world.

So here we go: Newsflash 1

We interrupt the program for this special report: duck was flying over on a low altitude. And worse, it was eating crumbs of a bread which seemed to be a variety of white flour bread with sesame seeds sprinkled over. The poor chihuahuas of the neighborhood are famished and may not survive without their winter coats. I urge you to be vigilant and be nice to funny looking chihuahuas.

#thingsibarkat

Dead cat?

So this friend of mine thought the cat was dead, that somebody beat him to it. He was so sad he couldn't chase the cat anymore... until...