Conversations with my dog: Beware, cute duck

Jan 20, 2014

Beware, cute duck

And this is how it all starts... They are cute now but please remember, when they grow up there is no place for these monsters on this earth!

Post by Yaplakal.

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About me

My name is Toy. I love duck. I was born a dog, I don't remember where. I was on the streets for a while, until a nanny found me. My only possession was a toy, some kind of ball which I chewed to bits! The nanny decided to give me the name Toy, but I don't like it that much. She took me in, she had other dogs. She taught me how to walk on a leash, which I did not like at all. You can take the dog out of the streets, but not the streets out of a dog. Then this guy came once to visit and it turned out to be my new dad. He is the one who started this thing, he forces me to participate. I believe this is actually exploitation, but it's okay, he is nice to me. He lets me run everyday to catch duck, and I love duck. My other hobbies are sleeping, getting pet and sniffing other dogs behinds. Sometimes my dad and I talk for hours, well he talks to me, I just pretend to listen. He says my name a lot, especially when I'm far away he even screams. At that moment I'm too busy catching duck, because did I tell you? I really love duck.